Solving MTV’s Are You the One with Functional Scala

(contains some season 1 spoilers)

I recently discovered the dating show Are You the One, which originally aired on MTV in 2014. The first two seasons are currently on Netflix. I decided to get nerdy about it, and this is my story. The “we” in this article refers to me and my computer, a 2015 MacBook Air on its last legs, and you as well if you clone my code and try it for…